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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

I so wanna do a flower beard but Idk if my beard is even thick enough to hold up flowers

dfordakota:

nmlss-shmlss:

Male dress code for my birthday

omg i love thisss

(Source: bagelbrother)

tags: #gonna do

zody:

cautioncat:

EXCUSE ME BUTTERFLY I’M TRYING TO BE INTIMIDATING WAY TO GO SHITFUCK.

(Source: imabeast78)

tags: #YES

(Source: kawaiivelociraptor)

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

e-zekiel:

consulting-time-captain:

aro-rusco:

santajackharkness:

theladythorki:

steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

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petition to rename the moon

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this entire site is on drugs

This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die

tags: #what the fuck

banavalope:

enjoy a sheik butt

i know i do

tags: #loz #damn

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

satanicana:

2 sick 2 care honestly

(Source: tyrells)

newyorksjojo:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

finally, a shiny McDonald’s

enetiz:

皐月様!

tags: #klk

aslightlyangryfeminist:

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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What the FRICK

(Source: fstw)

Autumn time ~~

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink)